Another season of Top Design is upon us! I can't wait. The next season of Design Star on HGTV is also in it's final audition call backs as we speak. Thank goodness these shows don't need writers. I can't live without my reality TV.
If only I were young again and anorexic and super energetic and beautiful and tan and had really good, straight, super white teeth and perky boobs and long curly blond hair extensions and rock hard abs and super buff arms and perfectly botoxed brows and fabulous power tool skills and superior TVQ, I would so get down there and try out. I just know I would win!